Chapter 512: Chapter 495: These are my beloved friends and family, my brothers in arms
âF*ck!â Yelang suddenly leaned back, sat up, and clung to the wall as far away from the villager as possible.
This action was deemed by the System as âgetting up.â
So, in the villagerâs judgment, the bed was now âempty,â and the next moment, he decisively climbed onto the bed and lay down.
The already small bed became even more cramped as the bare-chested village uncle with an untied belt lay down. Startled, Yelang unconsciously curled up in the corner of the bed, breathing anxiously.
âHahaha! The old uncleâs attack and his shy little boyfriend!â
âTotally like a bullied little wife hahaha.â
âI canât stop laughing after imagining Yeye being bullied!â
Just when the live broadcast room was filled with joy, a somewhat mood-killing comment popped up: âI donât understand why you are all so happy, I donât find it funny at allâŠâ
âI really canât appreciate it, even feeling a little sick, is there something wrong with me?â
The next moment, the audience in the live broadcast room kindly resolved his confusion:
âFriend, donât worry, youâre normal, weâre the ones who are sick!â
âHahaha, right, right, right, weâre the ones who are sick! Hahaha!â
As these people laughed at themselves, Yelang finally reacted and sobered up â
Why should I submit?!
He jumped out of the bed and stood on the floor, looking at the half-naked man lying on the bed.
âWhen do you think he will put on his clothes?â
Ignoring the comments in the live broadcast room saying âwait for you to dress him,â Yelang guessed: âNot until daybreak, right?â
The live broadcast room continued to play along:
âHurry up and take away his clothes and hide them, this way he has no clothes and has to marry you!â
âWhat a Cowherd and Weaver Girl!â
âAre you sure itâs not âmarrying youâ but âbeing marriedâ?â
Yelangâs forehead veins throbbed: âEven if I am desperate to marry⊠Pah! Pah pah pah! Even if I were not picky, I would at least look for a female villager, right?!â
âIâll say it again! I, dammit, like women!â
The problem is that these villagers are designed very realistically.
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How so?
Because they are villagers, it makes sense for them to have robust bodies, right?
In this village, not only do many of the male NPCs have muscular bodies, looking like bodybuilders at first glance, but the female NPCs are also quite ârobust.â
Is their feminine charm obvious enough? Are their chests big enough? Are their buttocks big enough?
Yes, theyâre definitely big enough!
The problem is that their arms and thighs are also oversized, and their waists are thick and strong, making them look like water barrels.
Yelang could only pray that what he saw was an exception, and there were pretty female NPCs elsewhere in âMy Worldâ; otherwiseâŠ
He would definitely make a complaint to Cloud Dream!
Looking at the village uncle snoring on the bed, Yelang suddenly felt a surge of anger and punched him hard on the shoulder: âGet up!â
The bare-chested uncle opened his eyes in confusion and got out of bed.
Then Yelang picked up his pickaxe, and with a few clanging sounds, he dug up the bed.
As expected, a miniature bed appeared on the spot, which Yelang picked up, stuffed into his backpack, and walked away.
âThis bed is mine now! Sleep on the floor!â
The village uncle, standing inside the house, didnât express any opinions, just walked around dumbly, with his belt slipping lower and lowerâŠ
âSlam!â Yelang slammed the door shut.
But the next moment, with a âcreak,â the door opened again.
Yelang, unsatisfied, walked in, clanged a few times, knocked off the torch on the wall, and stuffed it into his backpack as well.
âSlam!â
Yelang slammed the door shut again.
The comments were filled with âhahahaâ and âdomestic violenceâ messages.
âGurgleâ
As soon as he stepped out of the door, Yelang felt his stomach rumble, indicating he was hungry and needed to replenish his food supply.
In the village, this was very simple.
He walked a few steps and came to a melon field. With a few clanging sounds, he knocked off a square watermelon, sliced it into pieces, and quickly ate it.
While eating, he thought of something and quickly returned to the pumpkin field planted by the village uncle, performed a series of actions, and harvested all the ripe pumpkins into his own bag.
âThis is the joy of harvest!â
Yelang, with a full stomach and replenished food sources, looked around at the houses and farmland and suddenly felt that this was a great place!
Except for the half-naked NPCs ruining the scenery, it was almost perfect.
So
âIâve decided! Iâll live here! My short-term goal â become an agricultural tycoon!â
Once he made up his mind, Yelang immediately followed the villagersâ example and began building his own house.
By the time Yi arrived in the village guided by the fans, Yelang had already built his house.
It wasnât luxurious, just slightly bigger than the villagersâ houses, and it looked very harmonious in the village.
Additionally, Yelang had discovered how to create his own water source and expand more farmland, so he quickly opened up five more plots of farmland, planting pumpkins, watermelons, wheat, beetroots, and potatoes, all growing quite well.
Of course, his food supply wasnât dependent on this for the time being.
He went around the villageâs farmland, and all the ripe crops were harvested by him, turning into food stored in his warehouse.
At first, Yelang felt a bit guilty.
But he soon discovered that the villagers didnât need to eat at all. They didnât eat anything they grew.
So he immediately felt justified and started harvesting grain, âIf I donât harvest it, wonât the grain rot in the ground? We should cherish our grain!â
Eventually, it became like it is now: the whole village working for him.
At this point in time, Yelangâs grain stockpile is undoubtedly in the top tier when compared to the entire public world.
Once his own crops have matured, he can continue to expand the scale of his farmland. By then, he can be truly considered an âagricultural tycoonâ!
But, it was at this time that Yi arrived.
A few people were whispering to each other not far away.
The original plan was to launch a surprise attack and cause massive destruction, but seeing Yelang working hard on the field, Yi suddenly felt a little reluctant.
He looked left and right and noticed that the two fans who brought him here seemed hesitant as well.
âSigh, looks like Iâm just too kind-hearted,â Yi sighed helplessly, âBoth of you as well, all talk and no action, just a couple of good people, arenât you?â
âErrrâŠâ Both of them were a bit tongue-tied.
âForget it,â Yi waved his hand, stopping their arguments.
Then, he opened his backpack and put on an iron helmet for himself.
Through the âTâ shaped opening on the front of the helmet, Yi looked at the two fans and said, âWeâll leave him his house and farmland, weâll just âborrowâ his grain.â
â??â One fan was puzzled.
âBorrow?â The other fan asked, âHow much?â
âNonsense!â Yi was disappointed, âAll of it, of course! He still has so much land!â
âArenât you guys good friends?â The puzzled fan asked.
âOf course! Heâs my beloved friend and brother!â Yi declared confidently.
âAs everyone knows, thereâs a financial aspect to brotherhood! Iâm in need of grain, he has some, isnât it only fair that he gives me some?â
âHurry up and put on your helmets, or youâll be recognized!â
The two fans speechlessly put on their helmetsâtheir full suits of iron armor, including the helmets, were sponsored by Yi.
At this time, there werenât many players like Yi who just focused on mining, so their abundance of resources was unparalleled by ordinary players.
âOK, get ready, 3, 2, 1, charge!â
Three suspicious figures clad in iron armor dashed out from their hiding spot, rushing towards Yelang.
âWhatâs going on?!â Yelang, who was harvesting ripe beetroots in his neighborâs field, was startled.
Grains didnât ripen all at once, so Yelang would just go and pick whatever was ready, then plant new crops.
Before he could react, a few people had already rushed close to him. One of them screamed in a sharp, eunuch-like voice, âThis is a robbery!â
â???â Not only did Yelang have no sense of crisis, but he also found it a bit funny.
Also, the situation itself was a bit absurd: Besides grain, I donât have anything else here, what can you rob?
Grain? Thereâs so much ripe grain in the village, canât you just pick it yourselves?
But before he could say more, two of them had already rushed over and built a wall around Yelang, then surrounded him aggressively.
This familiar scene finally made Yelang feel scared.
Subconsciously, he took a step back, tightly gripping his coat with one hand and his waistband with the other.
The two enthusiastic fans who had rushed over were momentarily stunned, their faces full of question marks.
Whatâs the meaning of this??
Weâre here to rob you, not to molest you, what are you so nervous about?!
Yelang also realized his reaction was odd. He laughed awkwardly and let go of his hands, âWhat do you guys want to do? If you want something, just say it, I wonât refuse.â
His politeness baffled the two fans and made them even more awkward. They didnât know what to say, so they just pressed Yelang in the middle, immobilizing him.
Meanwhile, Yi had already rushed past the three of them, heading straight to Yelangâs house, found the wooden chest, and started looting all the stored grain inside.
On the other hand, seeing someone break into his house without saying a word, Yelang finally got angry. He stared at the intruder and focused until the playerâs nickname appeared â
[Yi]
Yelang felt like his brain had short-circuited.
The next moment, he shouted in anger â
âYi! I can see itâs you! Get out here! Youâre playing tricks on your brother, huh?!â
Yi ignored him entirely, not pausing even for a moment as he continued to transfer all the stored grain into his system backpack.
After moving all the grain, Yi looked left and right inside Yelangâs house to see if there was anything else worth stealing.
Yelang got even angrier at the unresponsive robber. He opened the friend list, found Yi, and sent him a message, âYi! Get out here, you! I can tell itâs you! Stop pretending!â
Yi, who had been offline, went online and quickly replied, âWhat? I have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âStill playing dumb with me?! I saw your name!â
âYou mustâve seen it wrong, seriously.â Yi flatly denied.
Yelang clicked on the external link intending to go to Yiâs live broadcast room to ask him directly, to see how this shameless guy could argue!
He opened the âSpecial Attentionâ tab, clicked on Yiâs live broadcast room, and entered.
Then, Yelang, dumbfounded, saw that the screen in the live broadcast room was not of the virtual world but of Yiâs room in reality. An empty massage chair stood in front of the computer.
And in the middle of the screen, there was a line of red bold text â
[Anchor is having stomach discomfort, using the restroom, please waitâŠ]
Now Yelang was genuinely stunned.
Could it be⊠I really saw it wrong?