Chapter 511: Chapter 494: Wait! Things are not what you think!!
âYi, be careful, someone is coming for you!â
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Seeing this comment, the mining-obsessed Yi was a bit confused: âLet them come, we can mine together.â
âNo, someone wants to cause trouble for you!â
âHuh?â Yi was shocked.
After talking with the fans in his live broadcast room, Yi learned that a large-scale âfan meet-upâ was taking place on the surface.
Many anchors were out of luck, tracked down by their viewers who wreaked havoc everywhere they found them.
Basically, all their hard work was wiped out, and the materials they saved were completely plundered.
In Camille Victoriaâs case, it might not be that the âterroristsâ deliberately wanted to hurt people, but that they really didnât want to spare lives.
Many male anchors were ruthlessly killed on the spot, their respawn beds taken away, and they returned to the original respawn point naked.
Everything was reset.
âIs it really that scary?â
Yi looked at his backpack â he hadnât found a single piece of gold after so long, and his restless heart started to get eager.
âWhat if I pretend to be a fan and give Yelang a âfan meet-upâ?â
As expected, a big row of question marks popped up in Yiâs live streaming room once he said this.
However, his viewers soon got excited:
âSounds good!â
âNo wonder itâs you! Iâm in the same World as Yelang, letâs go, Iâll invite you!â
âCount me in, Iâll show you the way! I know where he is!â
âThere are a thousand days to be a thief, but not a thousand days to be on guard against a thief.â Yi said his thoughts aloud while accepting fansâ invitations to another public World.
In the live broadcast room, viewers were both looking forward to it and commenting sarcastically:
âSo, you just became a thief!â
âIf you canât beat them, join them. Completely reasonable.â
âTurning against them in an instant, truly the man I admire.â
On Yelangâs side, he was playing alone.
His luck was not good. He did not receive the âMy Worldâ closed beta qualification, and this was his first time playing the game.
As soon as he entered the game, he told his audience: âThe usual rules, letâs do a test for everyone first and see if we can take off our pants.â
This test was usually done by Yi.
However, since Yi had participated in the confidential test and tried it in advance, no demonstration was given during this live broadcast.
So, the torch was passed to Yelang.
However, the audience was not really interested in this topic:
âYou donât even need to try; I can tell you the answer right away: No.â
âLincoln has such a small amount of courage; thereâs no way he would let you take off your pants.â
âRepeated expectations and repeated disappointments, Iâm tired.â
For some enthusiastic viewers, the reason for their excitement was a bit strange: âCan you wear a dress before doing the test?â
Once this was said, the audience got excited:
âYeah, yeah! The virtual world has everything, letâs do it all!â
âAnd once you put on makeup, itâs for life; how great is that!â
âSince you canât take off everything in the virtual world, whether you have anything underneath or not doesnât make any difference; you can entirely treat it as a real girl!â
âGreat! Go change into a dress, Iâll gift you rockets!â
âCross-dressing! Cross-dressing!â
At any time, there are always these people in Yelangâs live broadcast room. They donât even think they are Yelangâs fans, but fans of the female version of Yelang.
These viewers even argued for a while about how to call the female version of Yelang, with names like [Yemei], [Ye Sister], [Yeyuan], [Yemom], and [Yeyezizi] all being suggested.
In the end, they had to hold a public vote.
As a result, [Xiao Yeye] emerged out of nowhere and won the most votes.
Once the voting result was announced, there were countless pictures of [Lincoln Vomiting] under the post.
Even those who had personally cast the votesâŠ
Yelang ruthlessly rejected this suggestion, saying with righteous indignation: âWhat are you thinking about? Making me change clothes in front of the camera, in front of hundreds of thousands of people? How could I possibly do such a vulgar thing?â
âShameless!â
As soon as these words were uttered, the audience in the live broadcast room was full of question marks.
However, before they could send barrage questions, they saw Yelang on screen point to the top of a small hill nearby: âLook, whatâs that?â
Atop the round hill, the outline of some rooftops was faintly visible. Clearly, it was a villager settlement.
Just as everyone had a guess in their hearts, Yelang revealed the answer: âIf you want to strip clothes, of course, itâs the NPCs!â
He proceeded to run straight towards the NPC village with a screen full of question marks.
What excited him more was that as soon as he arrived in the village, he found the key point: âLook, these villagers, you can tell at a glance that theyâre not very clever!â
After he finished speaking, Yelang quickly took out some dirt blocks, built a wall around an uncle villager in a pumpkin field, and trapped the villager in the center, unable to move.
While doing this, Yelang explained: âIn previous games, as soon as you tried to strip clothes, NPCs would run away like crazy, and you couldnât catch them. Now, weâll just trap them like this so they canât escape, right?â
Suddenly, a conspicuous message popped up in the live broadcast: âSo youâve tried stripping before! Was it a male or female NPC?â
âOf course, itâs⊠Bah! I havenât tried it! This is experience Iâve heard about! I have a friend who did it to test Cloud Dreamâs game mechanics.â Yelang reacted quickly.
Of course, the comments didnât believe him:
ââI have a friendââ
ââOf course, itâs maleââ
âThis friend of yours wouldnât happen to be yourself, would it?â
Yelang pretended not to see, and after encircling the uncle with the dirt block, he stood on the block and reached out to pull the uncleâs clothes inside.
After being âoptimizedâ by Lincoln in âMy Worldâ, the NPCsâ intelligence dramatically declined, and they didnât even know how to struggle, just banging their heads against the wall.
After a lot of wasted effort, Yelang really managed to take off the villagerâs coat.
âHmmâŠâ Looking at the coat in his hand, and the vest on the villager, Yelang thought for a moment.
He then bent down again and started to pull down the village uncleâs vest.
It wasnât too difficult, and he quickly succeeded.
However, Yelang looked at the shirtless uncle, revealing a strong muscular body, wearing tight jeans, and hesitated.
Taking off the pants below might not be so easyâŠ
He hesitated, but the audience went wild, egging him on. It was now impossible not to take them off:
âTake them off! It was your choice!â
âBoy, Uncle, (South) pumpkin field, pear treeâŠâ
âCanât bear to look directly, too perverted.â
Yelang was already regretful â this was clearly even more embarrassing than taking off his own clothes!
But he kept his word, gritted his teeth and jumped down, trying to take off the village uncleâs pants.
However, the wall he had built only left one space for the villager, which was already very cramped. Now that he had jumped down himself, it was completely packed.
This made every move very difficult.
Unbuckling the belt wasnât too hard, but taking off the pants was very difficult.
Village Uncle certainly wouldnât cooperate with him, and there wasnât enough space to push the uncle down. The uncle kept struggling and didnât cooperate at all.
Yelang could only try his best to bend down and pull down the uncleâs jeansâ legs.
Just then, a voice came from above his head: âWhat⊠are you doing?â
An unfamiliar female player appeared on the narrow wall, looking down at Yelang from above.
At this moment, Yelang was bent down, one hand hugging the villager uncleâs waist, the other hand gripping the uncleâs pant leg. In this position, his face inevitably pressed against the uncleâs thighâŠ
âAh?â
Testing the game!
Yelang wanted to explain, but saw the girl suddenly blush: âSorry⊠I heard some noises and came over to see, I didnât expect you two wereâŠâ
âIâm so sorry! I interrupted your intimate moment! Iâm leaving now! Sorry!â
The girl kept apologizing, turned around and jumped off the wall, ready to run. Suddenly, she remembered something.
She turned back, took out a dirt block, and placed it on the top of the four-cornered wall, kindly adding a ceiling to the one-space-wide private space for Yelang and Village Uncle.
After doing this, she finally breathed a sigh of relief. Her face flushed red, she jogged away from the place.
âWait!â Yelang finally came to his senses and shouted with a loud voice: âStop right there!!!!!â
âItâs not what you think!â
Yelang took out a pickaxe, smashed the wall and charged over, chasing the female player.
The female player saw Yelang with a âweaponâ in hand, approaching furiously, and panicked. As she ran, she promised: âI wonât tell anyone! Really, I promise!â
Yelang hurried to stop, threw down the pickaxe, and shouted: âDonât run! Iâm not chasing you, really! Just give me a chance to explain! Itâs not what you think!â
The female player hesitated and stopped, looking at Yelang, waiting for his explanation.
Seeing the stranger willing to listen to him, Yelang breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that his reputation could still be saved.
âI wasâŠâ Just as he started to speak, Yelang hesitated again.
What should he say? I was taking off Uncle Villagerâs pants?
Or, even though I was taking off Uncle Villagerâs pants, it wasnât because I wanted to see them, but because I wanted to show them to hundreds of thousands of people?
Thatâs even more perverted, okay?!
âIf⊠if I said that it was a coincidence, would you⊠believe me?â
The girl didnât answer whether she believed him or not, but directly expressed her attitude with her actions-
She took off running!
âHey, wait!â Yelang tried his best to reach out, trying to retain her, but this time the girl ran very fast and didnât stop at all.
Watching the disappearing female player, Yelang felt hopeless: âNow even jumping into the Yellow River canât clear my name.â
Looking at the live streaming room, no one pitied him. They all laughed non-stop: âhahahahaâ:
âSeeking the psychological shadow of this female player!â
âSeeking Yelangâs psychological shadow!â
âShe must be telling all her girlfriends: I met a pervert today who gets turned on by NPCs!â
âItâs not the same, maybe she thinks she witnessed unrestrained love!â
âHahahahaâŠâ
Feeling like there was nothing left to live for, Yelang looked at his surroundings and chose a nearby house to enter.
Without thinking, he lay down on the only bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.
âI want to dieâŠâ
Seeing Yelang looking devastated, the live-streamer community finally had a twinge of conscience and slowly stopped their barrage of hurtful comments. They tried to come up with something to comfort him.
But after all that commotion, the sun had already set, and it had gotten dark.
The night arrived.
And so-
âCreak-â
The door opened.
In the live streaming room, the audience watched as the shirtless Village Uncle pushed open the door, walked straight to the bed, and stared straight at Yelang.
Yelang on the bed turned his head and saw two large pectoral muscles shining brightly under the torchlight.
And, the village uncleâs still-open beltâŠ